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For week ending Feb 22, 2008

Monday

by Sheryll Watt

Only in Genoa City:

Do they need a warehouse to keep a webzine in! Maybe they ought to invest in a cyber-warehouse! The place is already filled with webs - cobwebs!

Isn't "a lot of natural light" realtor speak for "It doesn't have a roof?"

I wonder is that the same warehouse where Paul kept Sheila locked up? If it is, wouldn't it have some bad memories for Phyllis?

Is Victor Sr. standing at the window mumbling about snow. I bet he's wondering where his picture of ice water is.

Does Hope want her mind clear. Doesn't agonizing pain cloud your mind far worse than any pain killer?

If Nick and Phyllis and Sharon and Jack are at the AC dining room, where are Noah and Summer? Noah could be at school but where is the baby?

How can the two Victors do what Hope wants when she won't spit it out. Tell them already!

Kevin is giving "mother' her one a day poison drop. He says it's not lethal. What kind of poison is not lethal?

Did Hope try to tell Vic Jr. that she forced Victor Sr. to stay away. Ha! Nobody forces Victor Newman to do anything!

Is Gloria planning a poison dinner party. Oh? Guess she's going to cook. Someone get the gas-X.

Do the two Victors have at least two things in common. They are stubborn and they both mumble a lot.

Is Jeff having a great time just watching Gloria self destruct. Bet he switched out the poison for Echinacea! Not only will she not die she won't catch a cold either!

Were Hope's memories of Victor in full color and HD, but had no sound. I would have thought that the sounds would have been more vivid than the sights especially considering that Hope is blind.

Did dead Hope have a hard time keeping her eyes still while Vic and Victor blubbered over her. I think the nurse has a defective stethoscope. She's alive!

Tuesday